Lindsay Lohan dropped a yuletide log bomb on her MySpace blog on Christmas Eve. Looks like the DNA paternity test results are back because she took to MySpace once again before the end of the year to rant. This time comparing herself to Britney Spears and confirming her dad had an illegitimate love child. Yeah thats right, turns out her dad Michael Lohan did fathered a child with a woman he was cheating on wife Dina Lohan with. No word if the girl is Ashley Kaufman from this summer's epic "Lohan Love Child" saga, but I hope so. Because that means that there are more of these people out there to keep the Gutter Uncensored going in the new year. Anyway, here's Lindsay bringing the "good" news:
i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run... that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like "debbie downer" or what? not trying to be... but back to the real reason for this blog-i feel like Britney Spears is an amazing talent, and she has gone through a lot, (just as i have) in the public eye.. which is not necessarily a bad thing.. It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments. also that you need to take care of yourself before anyone else, and i mean anyone and everyone else. because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. stripped of all the distractions in life. so YAY Britney for just being you and still following through with your dreams. i know i am a bit late in writing about this record since it came out already, but better late than never!!!! :)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I know your dad's wandering penis just rained all over your Christmas, but that's no reason to compare yourself to Britney Spears. Try to see the glass as half-full. (Of gin, if necessary.) You only went to rehab once or twice. She had to hand over her kid to the fucking SWAT team. That's like trying to compare apples and oranges. But both are untalented yet achieved an unprecedented level of fame not through hard work and determination, but through being coked up 24/7 and flashing their vaginas. Congratulations Lindsay, you may be right.
This office girl in Hongkong is kind of dump and slow when on office job, but is really super hot when the boss asked her to perform blow-job. And she got a pair of sensational boobs too. From the look of things, her boss is very satisfied with her performances, and I bet she will be given a pay rise soon, if she continues to raise the dick of the boss to the peak on a regular basis!
Bam Margera (is a guy celebrity) became famous as one of the crazy group of daredevils who performed crazy stunts and gags on the hit MTV show Jackass as well as a skating star in his own right.
Here is a sex tape of him and his girlfriend Jenn Rivell. Rumor has it that he added it to the first 5,000 copies of his DVD as an "Easter Egg" to dispel the rumor that he was gay. But who cares about that, the naked chick in this video is smokin' hot!
Margera was previously engaged to Jenn Rivell, a divorced single mother six years his senior. Rivell played a prominent part in several of his projects and the couple appeared to be co-habiting in various episodes of Viva La Bam. However, the relationship ended in 2005. In November, 2006, Margera filed for "Protection From Abuse" from Rivell after she allegedly broke into his house. He further alleged that Rivell had exhibited irrational and aggressive behavior towards him on several previous occasions including stealing several computers and vandalizing his house immediately after their initial breakup.
The judge dismissed the allegations as "speculative" and "hearsay". Their break-up was attributed to rumors Margera had slept with pop star Jessica Simpson, which Margera initially denied before admitting they had been "intimate". Margera reasserted that nothing untoward had happened after he and Simpson met at an MTV Video Music Awards after-party in 2006
The Story goes that when pop superstar Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, one of the first things he did was to start shopping around the sex tape he has of them from their honeymoon. He wants around $30 million for it. Rumors have recently surfaced that a part of the tape was leaked. Well we've found the clip but we think it looked like FAKE. When and until the real one comes out we'll let you know. Nevertheless, the lady in the clip do look very much like Britney, in fact, her body is definitely sexier than that of an overweight real Britney.
Carrie Tucker - Miss New York 2000 strips and fucks for the camera! The Plot: Watch as Miss New York gets fucked every which way and then gets a solid cum-shot on her belly. Our favorite part is when she samples some of that man juice and loves every drop of it!