France's First Lady Carla Bruni Sarkozy - Latest Nude Pics

It’s always struck me that French President Nicolas Sarkozy knew what he was getting into when he married Carla Bruni. It is either pure stupidity or blind lust. There’s something almost admirable about Carla’s refusal to be embarrassed by her extensive sexual past, and her two decades of bohemian life. Carla never lied about who she was or what she did - and I, for one, appreciate that. She understands that once a whore, always a whore. Just that there higher level and lower whores. The highest level ones go with Presidents and Prime Ministers.

When she was a model, Carla posed nude many, many times. And before she even met Sarkozy, she had a relationship with a married man, Raphael Enthoven. When they broke up, apparently Raphael still had many photographs and videos of Carla - many of them nudes, or perhaps even a few sex tapes. What to do with a sex tape of yourself with an ex? Raphael decided to hand these items over to his brother, Julien. He must have announced to the world when he did this.

Julien’s Paris apartment was just burgled - and the thieves got away with the photographs and the sex tapes. Police are investigating, but people feel strongly that sometime soon, a Carla Bruni sex tape will be leaked. It is strange that the burglar only interest is the sex items, and even stranger that the burglar knew the tape is with Julien.


Lindsay Lohan Skinny Holiday

Super Skinny Lindsay Lohan Sunbathes in her Bikini in Hawaii!

When’s Lindsay Lohan isn’t dropping thousands at luxury retailers in Maui, she’s prancing around in her bikini with sister Ali.

And just in case you bastards missed it, yesterday we posted pics of Lindsay sunbathing with some friends over the weekend. Check those pics here!

Diora Baird storms into FHM list

She will be the hottest Trek babe ever and she really wants you to see her movie, that is, if she can remember the title. Former Playboy cover star and actress Diora Baird has admitting to getting confused between Star Trek and Star Wars.

The 26-year-old, who plays The Green Girl in J.J. Abrams’s reboot of the sci-fi franchise, confessed that she could not understand fans’ obsessions with the movies.

“I’m not a big sci-fi fan,” she told FHM. “So I don’t really understand the whole Star Trek thing. I get that it’s a big deal but I keep referring to it as Star Wars by mistake. Is that bad?

“I’ve heard [Star Trek fans] are very passionate. I really have no idea what to expect when the film comes out, but I have been warned that it’s going to be rather intense.”

Baird, who was voted 33rd in FHM’s latest Sexiest Women In The World list and has a 32DD bust, also claimed that she is struggling to be taken seriously as an actress because of her curvy figure.

“I’ve always wanted to be a serious actress,” she said. “But I also know being the ‘hot girl’ is what got me in the door and being voluptuous is what got me a lot of attention. Now I just have to work hard to prove I’m more than a hot, busty girl.”

Yea, this spread in FHM makes us all NOT think about how you’re a hot busty girl.