Cristiano Ronaldo Keeps His Penis Under Cover

Here's soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo heading out to the pool at his hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday. If you're wondering why he didn't go full Speedo, Ronaldo had sex with Paris Hilton last week which means his penis probably looks exactly like Yoda. I'm talking pointy ears, robe and Frank Oz's hand up the back.

Some better quality pictures of Paris Hilton and Ronaldo in LA, leaked out.