Gaga's Happy New Year gift for the Paparazzi

Before I leave you staring at Lady GaGa's hairy vagina hanging from the rooftop until Monday (You're welcome, by the way.), let's take a look back at the celebrity moments that defined 2009 and weren't just naked pictures. Even though those are the real news and I'll fight to the death anyone who says otherwise. Happy New Year, Lady Gaga!