Pamela Anderson in Sexy Bikini Outfit

Pamela Anderson showing off her assets, that are surprisingly in good shape!

If you’re wondering why Pam Anderson is wearing a pink bikini on memorial day, it is in memory of her pink vagina, that has over the years got greyer, thicker skinned, callused and diseased.

You know, remembering a time she was more desirable, a sex symbol and a woman other women aspired to be like because they knew their boyfriends and husbands were jerking off to her. Someone who helped build the fuckin’ breast implant industry.

Something I think deserves a fuckin’ parade and day off for.

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Adriana Lima’s smooth nipples on display

These pictures of Adriana Lima are doing the rounds and no one seems to know when they are from and I guess who really cares. They are Adriana Lima’s fucking nipples and she’s probably the hottest thing out of Victoria’s Secret since that bra and pantyset I bought myself for “halloween” last July. What used to make Lima even hotter than being hot was the fact that she was a good catholic virgin, unfortunately that fantasy’s been destroyed because she’s supposed to be married and pregnant, but that’s okay, because virginity just means blood, discomfort and bad sex. The only real good thing about virgins is that you can’t get Aids from them, unless they’ve had blood transfusions or done anal with faggots or blacks.

Speaking of Aids, I was talking to this girl the other night who asked me what my parents did, since I don’t have parents, I had to be creative about the lie, something I’ve been doing for a long time and I am good at, so I told her that my family invented the condom and I come from a long line of condom people and she made some comment about how I have no excuse but to have safe sex or something implying that I use condoms and I didn’t want to give her the wrong idea and think I was one of those prudes, because I’m not.

So I went on a rant about being a self-hating heir to the condom empire and everytime I fuck I make sure to not use condoms while screaming “Fuck you dad for ruining my life” like some kind of spoiled brat, only to proudly disply my herpes scab at Christmas fucking dinner so that he fucking knows.




She thought I was weird. So it may be a bad approach, but here’s Lima nipple to forget my story and move on with your life…

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Britney Spears almost nude with new man in the Caribbean

Britney Spears took her family (father, brother and two sons) and her new boyfriend, who’s none other than her own agent Jason Trawick for a much needed vacation in the Caribbean before she gets back to flashing fans her tampon strings on stage in other U.S cities.

Droopy butt aside, Britney loved showing off her toned body and abs while playing with the water, sand and her new man in a skimpy brown bikini and…a shark door bell on her belly button (ok, we said she’s getting her act together, but that doesn’t mean she’s growing more brain cells as well)…which probably functions like a garage door when you pull it…

Super hot model Alicia Whitten

Twenty-four-year-old tight-bodied brunette Alicia Whitten, from Simi Valley, California, is one of the hottest bikini and fashion models around. She’s appeared on the covers of Import Tuner, Super Street and Modified magazines, as well as being featured in mags like Lowrider, Transworld Motocross and Maxim.